2008-04-02
Breaking up - LJ style
Because I've seen it posted on my f-list and I'm procrastinating... again.
Dear![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
raggedy_sam,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before the incarnation as an eskimo
Go burn,
yellowhorde
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Dear
raggedy_sam, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before the incarnation as an eskimo
Go burn,
yellowhorde
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