Yes, I will be putting various haiku here inspired by my so-called job! Thanks for the inspiration, Alasayia!
On to the poems...

Concerning messy cheapskates...

This room is a sty
Dirty clothes, trash everywhere
As usual, no tips


Sweeping...

Forever sweeping
'Swish!' The broom whispers to me
My mind...going...numb...


Maps...

Harvey, Nebraska?
Now, do I LOOK like a map?
Go ask the front desk!


Hungry!

Like thunder rumbling
Stomach wakes and I wonder
"Is it lunch time YET?!"


Yup, you may or may not have guessed that I am a housekeeper...more or less...I clean the hotel common areas instead of the guest rooms, but I'm still just a housekeeper. Rabid Dust Bunnies...BEWARE!