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Reload page in style: light

I have a few more haiku that came to my mind.
Enjoy.

Clean floors shimmer wet
Muddy footprints everywhere
Wipe your feet people!

On our new uniforms...

Brand new uniforms
Polo shirts, no more jackets
I miss my pockets...

To the lousy pop machine in the breakroom

You took my dollar
But denied me my caffine
I want my Pepsi!

Yes, I will be putting various haiku here inspired by my so-called job! Thanks for the inspiration, Alasayia!
On to the poems...

Concerning messy cheapskates...

This room is a sty
Dirty clothes, trash everywhere
As usual, no tips

Sweeping...

Forever sweeping
'Swish!' The broom whispers to me
My mind...going...numb...

Maps...

Harvey, Nebraska?
Now, do I LOOK like a map?
Go ask the front desk!

Hungry!

Like thunder rumbling
Stomach wakes and I wonder
"Is it lunch time YET?!"

Yup, you may or may not have guessed that I am a housekeeper...more or less...I clean the hotel common areas instead of the guest rooms, but I'm still just a housekeeper. Rabid Dust Bunnies...BEWARE!